Wit is about delivering the unexpected. I love to engage in banter, exchanging witty quips, like a tennis ball from one side of the court to the other. I love to laugh and I love to make people laugh. I am fortunate in that I am a quick thinker and can deliver an instant retort, an ability of which my boss is extremely envious. He always says how he comes up with the perfect response, but three days later when the opportunity has passed. Social media sites abound with witty quotes which I love to read and share. Laughter, humour and joy are an important part of life and are wonderful tools for dealing with every day stress. Here are a few witty quotes I found funny, so sit back and laugh it up!
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, the opportunist.
Man is the only living being who cuts down trees, makes paper, and writes “SAVES TREES” on it.
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
” Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age and dreams are forever.”
(above pic) Yue Minjun’s wildly popular sculpture ‘A-maze-ing Laughter’, donated by the founder of yoga wear giant Lululemon. Chip Wilson and his wife Shannon have given $1.5-million to the Vancouver Biennale Open Air Museum, allowing the organization to gift the work to the city – where residents and tourists have fallen hard for the 14 painted bronze figures.